
18 minutes: It’s loud and annoying enough for Mike Dean to stop playing until it’s over. Let’s hope the organizer pockets aren’t too deep.
17 minutes: A fireworks display disturb dogs outside Edgeley Park. Really amazing, it came in on November 5 and New Years Eve in one day, and it really lasted a few minutes.
13 minutes: Dawson is down after he takes a hit on the head. The doctor comes and examines him.
12 minutes: Yarmolenko finds little time and space on the right. He shoves the ball onto the field before pushing with a lowered pitch over the left-hand column. Not too far away, although Hinchliffe definitely has you covered.
11 minutes: West Ham winning the first corner of the match, on the right. Noble surrender failed to conquer first man.
8 minutes: West Ham is beating her with confidence now. Rice, Lanzini and Antonio take turns looking this way and that. David Moyes will be happy with the start his strong choice made.
6 minutes: Rice embraces the right seam and does a very good job of extracting a deep cross. He finds Ben Rahma, dropping his shoulder to move the ball in and twist it down to the right. It’s just wide – it actually clears the outside of the post. Smart effort and very close to the opening target. Henschliffe was beaten to the end.
5 minutes: Noble performs a diverse park intervention in midfield and seaplane off the field. Suffice it to say, this surface is very slippery, and players will perform well every time. Fair chance, we’ll see a few slapstick tonight. Let’s hope Mike Dean is in a forgiving mood.
4 minutes: There are 86 places between these two teams in the pyramid. There isn’t much evidence on the field of that chasm yet, but fair, look at the timestamp.
2 minutes: The first two very difficult minutes can be described as agricultural. Third round of the cup: We wouldn’t get it any other way.
… as did his West Ham counterpart David Moyes: “It was a long wait until Monday night but we’re looking forward to playing.”
The difference
Submarines: Jennings, Palmer, Thomas, Bennett, Stott, Southam Hals, Barnes, Gilmore, Hinchey.
West Ham United team: Randolph, Koval, Dawson, Ojbona, Johnson, Noble, Rice, Yarmolenko, Ben Rahma, Lanzini, Antonio.
Submarines: Trout, Baptiste, Elvis, Creswell, Sosec, Fornals, Bowen, Holland, Udupico
Preamble
Well, it probably is Should Be yes if the county wins tonight, it will be one shock. But the thing is, despite the huge gap between the two clubs, Stockport has historically had the upper hand. The clubs have met on 14 occasions. County County won exactly half of them, with the Hammers winning only four times. The last time they met, in December 1996, was third class Stockport Putting West Ham out of the League Cup, a shock mainly reminiscent of Ian Doi’s brilliant own goal.
Oh Ian!
Stockport also knocked West Ham out of the League Cup in 1973 and the FA Cup in 1935. West Ham’s only knockout victory over County came in FA cup In 1958, but even then, if the contemporary report on this paper is anything to go by, County has played more elegant football, defeating by singles goal in five by a stronger and faster team from a higher league.
Having said it all, West Ham has faced opposition from outside the league on six previous occasions … and won them all. Would they add Stockport County to the list that includes Corinthians (1929 and 1933), Hereford (1972), Farborough Town (1992), Kidminster Harriers (1994) and Emily (1998)? Or will County manager Jim Ganon – who was on the team that beat the Hammers in 96 – be the mastermind of one of the biggest shocks in FA Cup history? It will be fun to find out. It’s over!
Starting: 8 pm GMT.
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